Duck and cover! Duck and cover!

Yup. I had braces, glasses, and was not a skinny girl. I was on swim team, meaning my curly hair was frizzy from chlorine damage and my 13-year-old skin was always broken out. It was like the perfect storm for middle school HELL.

A friend and I we’re picked on everyday on our way home from school in elementary. I hated when the last bell rang because I knew what was coming. These 2 boys used to hang out behind this tree and wait for us on the bike path (small town, we all biked to school) and would kick our tires over, throw rocks at us, all…

I hope the school administration that didn’t do ANYTHING about this is somehow held accountable. And that the kids who tormented her are somehow punished. I’m not advocating for locking up 11/12 year olds, but made them do a certain number of hours of community service; volunteer in a hospital for kids who are…

Are we playing Bingo now? Where do I get my card!? Does it come free with my Nasty Woman shirt?!? Gift with Purchase!

I still miss Kitchenette, The Vane, MilliHelen. Oh, and io9. Yes, I known that one got smashed in with Gizmodo, but it’s not the same!

Being Human and the first 2 seasons of Misfits are AMAZING. Loved those shows, binged them while I was unemployed and going out of my fucking mind in my apartment. If I walked out the front door I’d spend money I didn’t have, so in between sending resumes and applications out I’d hang out with my BFFs Netflix and Hulu…

Even tho I know there are other people like me who don’t want kids OR a partner, it’s so refreshing to hear (well, read in this instance). Most of my friends accept and understand my not wanting kids, but they just can’t comprehend that I PREFER to be single. I’m happy just be a spinster-cat-lady-nasty-woman!

Fuck your bother, he sounds like a dick. Is he going to pay for every single thing for the kids he expects you to have? Or be legally responsible for everything they do until age 18?

That’s the best. Walk in the door and OFF WITH THE FUCKING CLOTHES!!!! Wine, Netflix, and peace and quiet.

She was on the Graham Norton Show years ago right before the royal wedding with Jack Whitehall and Miranda (I feel like an asshole because I can’t remember her last name). That’s when I learned how fucking hilarious she was. That episode is on YouTube, watch it and prepare to piss yourself from laughing so hard.…

I’m 31 (32 in January) and have been single since about age 20. No real interest in a relationship (tho having someone to help with rent wouldn’t suck, housing has gotten OUTRAGEOUS), ZERO interest in kids, went back to school and finished my bachelors at age 27. I feel like I’m just now getting to the part of my life…

Yeah, my parents are fine with it too. When I told my mom I didn’t want kids she actually informed me that I was an accident (but it worked out in the end lol) and she never planned on having kids.

I’m totally convinced animals can see shit we humans cannot. Freaks me the fuck out when my fur babies just sit and stare in the corner.

Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!

My high school mascot was a buccaneer, had been for the 50 years the school existed. Part of the image was a dagger type knife in his mouth and a pirate sword thingy. It was painted all over campus. In 2003 the district started their “zero tolerance” policy and the school had to remove the knife and sword from…

As someone who until 2 months ago lived in San Bernardino, I share your nestle hate. FUCK NESTLE AND THEIR WATER STEALING BULLSHIT!!! Also, fuck single use plastics! Yes on 67!

I want a nasty woman shirt!

I hope they write a joke about getting some bombass tacos outside of the trump tower yesterday before the debate.

I would use the shit out of that hashtag