Riding exotic animals or posing for pics with them is a very fast “NOPE!” in my book. That and the hunting/fishing pics. Your slaughterhouse lifestyle is not impressive! It’s creepy and sad!

Oh chuck, I’ll bet Al roker begged to be the one to announce that suspension the chugged a bottle of champagne as soon as the camera turned away. Did you see the video of him and billy douchebag going at it about lochte being an asshole? It was gold, you could see Al holding back, and every time he stirred his drink…

“Minivan Majority” haha! Is that the new term for the mid-west slut shaming soccer mom crowd? If so, love it

Well, scratch Brazil off the honeymoon destination list

Agreed, completely

It’s always upsetting when someone your really respect says something that just makes you go “why?!? You’re so much smarter than this!” Especially when that someone has spent their life fighting for the disenfranchised and underrepresented, you’d think they would have had a bit more understanding and empathy.

Fuck clowns

Wait a sec, is this real?!?

Oh Chuck, I just realized we’re just over a month away from the possibility of that puss-bag-flaming-turd-pile-cheeto (please, feel free to add on) actually being in office.

Yup. My whole family is in Bruises County, I’m 3,000 miles away in SoCal. I’ve been glued to twitter and FB for updates and following this beast. I’m not very productive today.

Standing up for shit so long as its shit that effects her. Otherwise she don’t give a shit

#notallcrazycatladies

Acceptable times to dab: you’re on Team Instinct (Pokemon go), you’re 12.

She goes between creepy child whisper and sounding like Sara Palin when she shouts at rallies. Super annoying

I thought that was a Pokemon GO thing

Fuck, I love Psych. That was such a great show

Haven’t read the book yet, it’s on a very long list *le sigh,* but don’t studios and directors usually change EVERYTHING from the book anyhow? So trying to use the “that’s how the book was written” excuse is bullshit IMO

She was amazing in The Kings Speech

Love Big Fish

Did you go to school in Nightvale?? Mountain Lions, the circus, dangerous open fields; that would be a great episode!