Well, they tend to go together.

When22 white kids at an elementary school in a wealthy white suburb are gunned down and NOTHING is done, you know shit isn’t gonna change

First paragraph mentioned they had the shooter is custody. Clearly the shooter was not a black man

WhenI was in 5th grade my class was put on lockdown because my teacher had a stalker from her previous school she taught at. She told us all this, a class full of 5th graders. But she was terrible; she made fun of me constantly in front of the whole class, she would sit on the desks of the boys (5th graders!) and lean…

Shit, it makes noise! It’s like that time I opened PokemonGo in the office by accident lol! But I will def be checking this out after work!

I don’t have a car anymore, my small Toyota Tacoma that I’d had for 10 years died last summer and I’ve just been using public transit, my bike and uber since then. But every now and then I will have to rent a vehicle or use my moms car for something. Last week I drove my parents and their friends to the airport, they…

Technically no, but add a little lemoncello (I probs misspelled that) and that shit is BOMB when it’s hot as balls out

That we’re so used to this shit and are completely desensitized. I read that headline and was all “oh, again..... What should I have for lunch today?” It’s our normal

Has been for a long time. Because ‘Murica!

Bring on the “Thoughts and Prayers” from our elected officials

Uugh, not surprised. He is the Zodiac Killer, after all.

Agreed, I like Scream Queens. I accept it for what it is, it’s supposed to be campy and ridiculous. I like the dialogue and the actors seem to play well off each other. It’s fun and absurd and I’m so glad season 2 is here! Hooray for fall TV!

I once asked my 5'1" co-worker “is it cooler down there? Since heat rises and all.”

I dunno, actually now that I look at it, gets irritated any time I disagree with her over stupid stuff like this. She has a lot of insecurities so maybe she thinks I'm judging her. I dunno...

A friend of mine wants me to do “myfitnesspal” with her. She’s annoyed (I’ve known her long enough to tell even when she doesn’t say so) that I won’t. I have a misfit, the Fitbit for the dirty poors, and I’m happy with that. Plus i eat well, unless I choose not to, I’ve always had a good relationship with food and eat…

Dude, do you live in downtown San Bernardino? Your description of the downtown area is SPOT ON, m-f 8-5 all the government people work there (local, county, state). 5pm on Friday the place empties out and if you’re there you’re gonna get hurt.

It already did, it’s called David Bowie died. The universe is trying to make amends

Highfive to you and high five to your therapist for telling you (and I’m assuming others) that its okay to say “Fuck yeah, I earned this shit” when you actually do earn the shit

No, not be right, he is right. Which is what's so terrifying

You realize you basically just described our whole political system; campaigns, lobbying, passing legislation.