Claiming that slowing shipping has no impact on productivity is naive at best. The Blue Visby Consortium is hardly impartial in this regard. Returning to the speeds of sailing vessels may save fuel but it’s incongruent with an efficient economy. There’s a reason we don’t have the pony express any more, although it…

Google has laid of 15k people in the last 12 months, can’t wait for Jalopnik’s hard-hitting coverage of that and it’s CEO. Oh wait we won’t because they have a Woke card. 

May be one of the most ill-informed articles from Jalopnik in a while, and that’s saying a lot. Yes there is a stop use order, but only until inspected. Porsche states the cars can be driven if inspected and found not to have the corrosion issue, which will be the vast majority of this small number of cars. There is…

Here’s some facts on how Jalopnik has covered this story.

Jalopnik, the Huffington Post of automotive news. 

If we needed any more proof that Jalopnik is no longer run by car people, your expression of love for possibly the worst OEM wheels ever sold is it.

I like how Michelin’s response and suggestions have nothing to do with premature tire wear. The only solution is harder wearing tires, which customers will hate.

Who remembers when jalopnik was about cars, before it became woke jalopnik. There are few things that trigger a Liberal more than a cruise ship for some reason. Imagine a Trump themed cruise ship with no masks, jalopnik would go into total meltdown. 

Who here remembers when Jalopnik was a car enthusiast blog? I mean before it became the huffington post for people who kinda sorta love-hate cars.

This is terrible advice. Take out a car loan so you can time the stock market. Any financial advisor would have a heart attack at that advice. and what’s with the click-baity slideshow, really jalopnik, we all know it’s just so you 10x the ads loaded.

Prediction: Clarkson will be relevant and central to the automotive world long after Jalopnik ceases to be whatever woke car(ish) site it has metastasized into.

This story has everything Jalopnik loves: nothing car-related and a chance to wag their finger judgmentally at what other people do with their money when they’re not from Manhattan.

Liberals: Cruises are terrible! People packed in like animals. Now get out of my way I’m headed to burning man and then coachella.

It’s interesting to take a walk through Jalop history and see how long and hard they predicted Tesla would never make money and was going broke. Of course most Jalop staff aren’t old enough to remember that.

So glad Torchinsky and Tracy bailed on Jalopnik because this place has stopped even pretending it’s a car forum, it’s just huffington post for people who drive. Anyone else actually interested in cars and not woke politics, check out their new home on autopian. This place is a cesspool.

What a load of clickbait nonsense. So the screen froze, reboot it. Happens in modern cars running software on the center screen. The car is perfectly operable and shame on Jalopnik for spinning this like somehow the car was stuck at some speed, it is perfectly operable with a frozen screen.

You should consider that Elon Musk has provided the communication service used by President Zelenskyy and the entire Ukrainian leadership to rally international support and coordinate the resistance. A keystone of Russia’s invasion was cutting off Zelenskyy from his military leaders and the world. Those daily…

Right because the correct punishment for speeding is clearly death.

Unsurprisingly Gizmodo’s spin on what the protest is actually about is seriously off-base. If this were Donald Trump invoking what is essentially martial law to end BLM riots, Giz would be having a seizure.  What’s the difference? I think it’s obvious.

My two favorite writers on the staff. See you later Jalopnik, you can keep all the left wing nonsense, some of us are still interested in cars. See you at the new site David and Jason, best of luck.