Shit, while we're at it, why don't we just throw Scion the Previa minivan, too. And the Hilux and Hilux based Fortuner SUV. Throw in the Sai hybrid for greenies, then toss in two more sedans in case people don't like the ScionMazda2....

That is a strikingly ugly looking car.

Power van doors. They're great. As mommy walks towards the van, she presses a button on the FOB and now son and daughter can just hop right in because the doors are already open.

Gangstas.

Before we address location, let's just address the simple things like the meaning of symbols:

I remember seeing a review of a rental Chrysler 200, which apparently has the ignition misplaced. And you could just see a sea of key scratches where the ignition should have been.

What's that bit from Justified where Walton Goggins tells the white collar gangsters "your actions may make you criminals but you are not outlaws - I am the outlaw?"

I wanna say Enterprise, just because they also have their carshare arm which, as a college student, I find great.

Isn't Maybach dead? Why is this a problem if Maybach is dead?

Yep. Bitches can cook down here.

I apologize - next time I'll simply go with 'bitches.'

Did not say "it must be good, it's at walmart." But there's only so many reasons Walmart stocks things. It isn't really that cheap and it isn't Duck Dynasty branded, so... how many reasons can people be buying it for.

If everyone on earth shared your view that Hooters food was awful Walmart wouldn't bother selling Hooters sauce and breading, which doesn't feature any females on its packaging.

I'm skeptical that this means much of anything.

Could the Wagoneer be Jeep taking a shot at Tahoe?

I'm from Alabama. I grew up on SUVs. I learned to drive in a Tahoe. And I've driven from Alabama to Ohio in a 26' moving truck, twice. (So, done the refueling and food stops that go with that.)

I was told you can light a Gameboy Color. I was told that, because the Color is smaller, the case doesn't close as cleanly, so it has to be spaced out and ends up thicker.

I think it just makes a car pop more. Maybe someone looked at the bright colors offered on Sparks and Fiestas and went "shit, my car won't be so obnoxiously different," so they sprayed the wheels another color.

Yeah, I'm from Birmingham AL and I've never heard that either. I'm from the suburbs, though, so maybe that plays a role.

I wonder if this is GM trying to offer a cheaper alternative to the Tahoe. The thing went up in price for 2015, and was already a bit more expensive than the Ford Explorer, which is growing in popularity.