Parents have a Honda Odyssey with the DVD player. Over the years, road trips have increased but the in-car DVD hasn't been touched in years.

Okay, have you been to America? Cadillac isn't going to make a 1 series fighter.

I would highly doubt XTS is going anywhere. Have you seen how much effort they've poured into trying to sell that car? And it's just come out. It isn't going anywhere.

The only part of the car which doesn't make me want to throw up.

Lamborghini: Known for their easily-identifiable blinkers.

Man. Good thing this is here, in case you miss the other two flashers which really aren't that far apart.

Looks like that had third graders cut out the slits for the headlights. Then had the same third graders try and make rectangles out of cheap-ass LED strips to shove behind those strips.

Is it trying to pretend it has a separate trunk?

Reminds me of that thing Sting did. Only with less chair.

IS the Juke-R a supercar killer? If I remember right, Juke-R was pretty much just a Juke body on a Skyline. Which is pretty much a supercar, is it not?

Alright, I understand that Jalopnik doesn't exactly wholeheartedly love this vehicle. Still shocked by the lack of support here.

Well.

Why the fuck are you gonna criticize her for being at a takeout place that you also showed up to?

Go with stupid trendy answer and say "Yours."

Why is it so bad that this dealership does these jokes, when half of the comments are identical jokes that get decent reception?

I mean, I'm a film major, which falls into fine arts, I guess. So I'm kinda there.

I think it all boils down to "she got into a car drunk." Which is one stupid mistake.

Saw it with the top down. "Ah, it kinda has an Avalanche vibe to it."

I swear I saw signs just like these in Florida a year ago.