I believe my Xbox 360 was a Transformers tie-in. It turned into a brick.

At least now Savage will have more time to tend to his garden.

I thought there was already a wall in the North?

Yet he’s still the QB some teams kneed.

Johnny Football going to the Dolphins would eventually yield a solid Miami Vice episode.

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

Well, you’re probably right! Nobody ever mentions them. While we always hear complaining about Nintendo doing the same. :)

everyone does realize that he just never turns off his Silicon Valley character, right? these are all Erlich Bachman lines.

Why wasn’t there a nutt related pun in this article you should be ashamed.

Any time you dial a Detroit area code there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get either a hooker or a Little Caesers Pizza. Sometimes both.

Here’s the real world equivalent

The very idea of this movie terrified me until my father told me:

Alderson: *denies Tebow*

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I would do anything to watch every Michigan alum read this sentence.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Jesus, has there ever been a better haircut/name combo? Whitey Herzog maybe???

In his defense, Butch was under the impression that the players had only mooned the woman.

Oh sure, Judah Maccabee does it and he's a hero, but when Kevin Ellison tries to uphold the tenets of Chraunakkah he's some sort of sociopath.

Gotta beg to differ. It was the music.