Emma Cline’s retelling of the story The Girls takes the same attitude - it was all about the rejection by Melcher.

I could kind of believe this actually. I find Manson incredibly boring as an infamous figure/cult leader, and I think he was truly an egocentric sociopath who really wanted to be famous and was butt hurt that these big music producers weren’t blown away by his mediocre music. Ultimately, I don’t think he actually gave…

Just here to say that, if you’re into true crime, Errol Morris did the exact same thing with the other scandalous hippies-on-drugs-murder-spree saga of that era, the Fatal Vision case. He became obsessed with the story and uncovering the truth about Jeffrey MacDonald, the Green Beret accused of murdering his pregnant…

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Yes. Closeted guys don’t deviate from the script. After all these years it’s still young blondes...He looks happy with them? PR hook up. So obvious. Plus there are rumors that go way back. It’s not about Leo being gay, it’s that Hollywood is a gigantic lying factory, especially when it comes to openly gay actors. Yes…

I had one uncle that kidnapped my cousins and took them to Iceland. Another tried to kidnap another cousin to take him to Mexico. I’m #TeamNoUncle also

I don’t know why that just blew my mind for a quick sec that Brad and Johnny are basically the same age.  Of course they are!  Damn, Johnny is not aging well.

Brad and Depp are the same age, but I definitely see Leo heading in that direction. The word on Brad Pitt has always been that his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired so this doesn’t surprise me at all.

Also, Brad Pitt is only a year younger than Johnny Depp. Leo though...he needs to make some serious life choices. But I agree with Kim Jong’s Angst that he is going the Jack Nicholson route. I think he shot for George Clooney, but missed.

Bradley “I can’t be gay because I need to sell my films in Dubai”Cooper.

I read this stupid Buzzfeed list the other day of actors who will be forever known as one particular character. They listed Keanu Reeves and his character John Wick. Am I incredibly old because for me, I’d pick his characters from the Bill & Ted movies, or The Matrix or really any of the 90s movies he was in but not…

I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

Thank you for joining me for this episode of my podcast, Things That Are None Of My Fucking Business. 

Nice!! But like, how can someone not love Keanu tho?😍

Dissertation level analysis about mindless bullshit is kind of my thing.

I appreciate the thought you have put into this.

Friendly reminder that the Kardashians have always been loud and very public advocates of Planned Parenthood. They even dedicated an entire episode of their show to PP and what they do, where workers from PP talked about their services. This wasn’t for the K’s themselves (obviously), but a very intentional effort to…

I mean, the Kylie thing definitely made me do an Insta doubletake when I first saw it, but she also said it’s her friend’s favorite show in the whole world. They’re like, 20. I dunno, man. I can’t get too worked up about this one. 

In no iteration of our complex multiverse do they exist as “handmaids”- they’re the Serenas of this story!

“What funniest to me is this family’s consistent lack of self awareness.”