Do you think Ben Affleck knows what Grindr is?

Thank you! It’s not a spelling mistake. It doesn’t need a sic!

I stopped wearing make up except for special occasions (like, maybe twice a year) and while I thought I looked bad the first couple weeks, eventually I adjusted my perception and now no makeup looks normal.

So Elle stands with accused rapists over their victims? Good to know...

She should have been nominated for Best Director, too. Girl was ROBBED.

Alternate finale: “I thought he was the one doing the fucking, but in the end, the ability to fuck myself was inside me all along.”

A few years ago I took a “vacation” from “freelance life” to Asia, planning a stopover in San Francisco on my way back home to NY. In SF was the recently-relocated man I’d been boning in NY. He had moved to the Bay Area for a fancy tech job a few months prior, and even though it’d always been a mutually casual affair,…

A bittersweet story: I was very in love with this girl with whom I just could not make it work, because we also hated each other. We fought all the time, I didn’t respect her or trust her... But I also thought about her constantly and desperately wanted to please her, and unfortunately, she felt the same way. We lived…

The connection is that black people want our food to taste seasoned and cooked instead of raw, flavorless versions of itself. Simple enough, right?

Wow, the amount of butthurt from the greys (especially those with extensive histories of posting racist comments) about not being invited to the theoretical cookout.

Could we not compare women to animals please

It reminds me of Tig Notaro desperately trying to have her own biological baby because her mom passed away and the possibility that the child might look or act like her mom inspired Tig to try against the very huge odds. I’d never seriously considered having my own biological children until that link was made.

For real, I don't really know much about Kim beyond what's been on Jezebel but it is pretty obvious she really loves and misses her dad. If she wants to feel like her son has some connection to him then let her. 

Can people quit this shit?  It ain’t cute.

I can’t be mad at someone who loved her deceased parent so much and is clearly devastated that they will never meet their grandkids who looks for a connection between him and her kids. She’s the only link between her dad and her kids, and I think it’s lovely that she has a vault of information stored away, that she…

I get your point (that Kim’s a shill for any scam who will pay her enough), but a company using one’s likeness to advertise without permission or compensation is, um, very reasonable grounds on which to sue.

Our country is a cesspool of corruption, my kid is failing math, and last night I dreamed Nazis broke into my grandparents’ house to look for me, but Jesus gave me chubby, silver Kanye West and Twitter to make up for it.

Aw, that’s sad about Ron Leibman. I always liked him, and I adore his wife, the incomparable Jessica Walter. 

Isn’t it canceled for the same reason Prince Andrew got canceled?

Well, a quick look at Vanessa Añez’s twitter shows that she’s in favor of Morales’s departure (like an enormous percentage of the Bolivian people). “Duly-elected” is a bit of a stretch given that Morales rewrote the constitution so he could be re-elected forever, which is some bullshit, and he was in the process of…