“Relatively” being the operative term. I mean...

Isn’t she married to a Kushner? As it Jared Kushner’s brother Joshua? 

I feel you might need to be a certain age to appreciate this comment.

You’d think one of her psychic friends could have told her how that sort of comment would go over...

Yeah, I'm super unclear as to why he seems to think this is going to make him look any better, when in fact it's making him look even creepier.

You would think that would be cause for some self reflection, but no! Even in the damn greys there is the bullshit “bUt eViDencE’ as if diggig up pictures that makes him creepy next to a fresh faced Portman will make a difference.

Raise your hand if you remember being in this exact situation at one point or another with an older guy, and didn’t know how to communicate your lack of interest because youre EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. 

I’m also pretty sure he hasn’t provided any actual “evidence” that doesn’t equally point to him being a creepy older dude trying to get with Natalie Portman when she was 18. 

Jesus. Yeah I saw that story and I was just “?????”

I mean, the appropriate mature/adult thing to do here would be to realize, “Wow, I really misconstrued things back then, didn’t I?” not start yelling that she’s lying to make him look bad because reasons.

Poor Natalie had some similar shit happen with Jonathan Safran Foer too, she worked with him on the Eating Animals movie and apparently he went and told his wife he and Natalie were in love and he was leaving her. Apparently that was news to Natalie who is happily married.

Moby stated they dated in 1999. According to Portman’s IMDB, she was born in 1981. I’m no mathematical expert, but that would make her 18 in 1999 and not 20, as he initially wrote in his memoir.

Here’s the infuriating thing:

Yes, I believe his now ex-wife said he was engaged in some age inappropriate (and generally inappropriate) behavior with Buffy cast members.

Moby briefly dated a very young coworker of mine, then broke up with her via 11-page fax. she would’ve preferred he just ghosted.

Well, of the two stories in the article, Portman’s has more of an “ick” factor, but it’s certainly not a #metoo situation. And Natalie can be a pretentious ass herself.

Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

I’m sorry if I’m mean, but he just looks like a creep. And he seems like someone who pretends to be friends/want to work with women just to get a chance to fuck them.

Wait, why do we hate Moby now?

Moby tried to make out with my wife when she was still in college. She shot him down.