my favorite is a review of Sushi of Gari where the person essentially bitches about not being able to control what they were served when they asked for the omakase (sp?), which is literally ordering “chef’s choice”

I like the Yelp reviews of county jails!

Result: Confused Bernie Sanders

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

Yeah. I stayed in an abusive relationship because he was “toughening me up” and helping me “see the world as it is”. Those parts in quotes were my justification.

Now I am going have to assume every rat that I see in the subway system is also a busker? smdh

“In my twisted logic at the time, if I was laughing then clearly, CLEARLY, I was in control of the situation.”

There is nobody so charming as an abusive man. They have to cultivate those skills to entrap their partners.

choosing this career path involves the cultivation of a chitinous exoskeleton, involuntary or not

So, this tweet is super mockable, but I’ve been hoping someone can tell me why the Gwen hate is so passionate. People in another thread talked about her changing for Blake. Does anyone have examples or would I have to watch The Voice?

But...Obvious Child? and Mona Lisa Saperstein on Parks and Rec? Both great, in my opinion. Although possibly a bit annoying, because they’re supposed to be. Mona Lisa, in particular, is supposed to be a nightmare. But she plays in hilariously.

_{Less than five words out of his mouth an I was like, “Oh yeah, could he BE any gayer?” And I’ll bet his whole xtian family has no idea.}

....well, he HAS produced a child, so, ya know, he’s officially “straight”

“...Not that theres anything wrong with that...”

I’m going to get lots of flak for this, but I kind of love it. Because ten years after I was in a sorority, I know that I’ll never have been as hot as I was then.

He sets off my gaydar in a major way. But there are a lot of gay folks in worship music. (It makes me hurt when they are married.)

Yeah, he’s a dick for having that position, but that’s his position so at least he owns it. He’s not hedging or dissembling, so on the plus side, it makes it really easy to draw and contrast and say “this is what voting for Ted Cruz would mean.”

I texted my gay dad who is also a former worship leader and a huge Idol fan to get his thoughts on this - he agrees

I do not doubt that Jordan is the world’s biggest Celine Dion fan.

I just realized I’m not following her?? Get it together, self!