this is the best article EVER published on Jezebel

I met a relic from 90s Seattle last year, who either fluctuated wildly between being absolutely holier than though (ie talking about Kant) or completely disgusting and depraved (ie shooting up prostitutes in their taints in a motel 6). The night ended with me drunkenly threatening to punch him. He took it seriously…

Can we give it up for the first lady's performance?! Masterful!

I am so happy this is not a thing anymore. Hopefully, it's not a thing. Living through the 90s was exasperating!

The first one wasn't expected to be big, but then they did the other 3 ones or whatever. And then continued to do big budget movies and promote them. Fuck them.

I HATE celebrities who complain about being famous. You didn't just accidentally end up stepping in some famous turd and getting it on yourself. You had to try, really fucking hard, to get as famous as you got. You went to countless promotional events, did thousands of interviews, and had your picture taken on…

This happened to me 7 years ago with a friend that I had known my whole life. The whole two-dimensional villain part was absolutely mind-blowing and crazy making. I think it took us about 6 years to really get back to having a normal conversation, even though we tried before then. Bottom line is she got really…

Dude. I watched this morning on the live feed and this opening ceremony was BEAUTIFUL! So much more interesting than London and less scary than China. Also, I realize that they were our enemies during the communist era, but that doesn't mean they can't reflect on some positive things like... having the first man in…

actually... nothing.

I get dehydrated really easily, and I want this so much. Beats trying to drink a gallon of gatorade every day.

this is not very lesbo. it's nothing me and my straight girlfriends wouldn't do.

this article rests on the fact that Dylan never came out publicly as an adult. Now she has.

yeah. good point. from the south. can confirm.

yeah. this doesn't make any sense; there is a huge black community in Va Beach area. I feel like race was not a part of that decision.

How does Keith Richards do it? Can we compare and contrast?

adorable!

please!

She just said that if another teacher was reported doing the same thing she did she would call law enforcement. She also says she regrets it every day. She never actually details what she did.

and good for you for knowing yourself and having strong emotions! what else are we doing in the world if not having strong emotions and feeling things about what's going on (not to mention fucking caring about people!)! the worst is when we are excited about something and feel like we can't show it. There are so…

just stop now trying not to be a bitch ever because at some point you will be some kind of bitch to someone. Even Mother Theresa was a bitch to someone. We just need to focus on our own goals, as in, "did I have a good time?" "yes." "then I will see this person again." "did I have a bad time?" "yes." "then I will…