Why are women so bad at parking?

HAHA That reminds me of a time my friends and I overheard a guy drunkenly saying his penis hangs 3 inches from the floor and a third party said “Yeah, when you’re laying down on your stomach.” And like half the bar goes “Oooooooooooh!”

No dick jokes please!! Okay, here’s one:

Calling Mr. Trump...

Nope, they’re silicone. Not sure how you missed that in the arti....wait

My dad used to joke that he would get spammed with ads for Viagra and for penile enlargement but no one ever offered a bigger hand.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

I know. I’m having ‘Jamie Guilt’.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

It’s too marsala-adjacent for my taste.

Man, for folks who hate each other so much the nutso Jews and Muslims have SO MUCH in common.

SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WALK A FREAKING DOG. that and her treatment of aiden makes all her amazing style choices null and void.

I don’t know anything about this woman, but if you take the sensationalist gloss off the TMZ report it’s pretty standard young people get pregnant on accident, take some time to sort things out behavior. Like “gunning for” custody is completely inflammatory. All unmarried people who have babies together should have a…

And the reporter as well making the face like crissy teigen

Steak puns are a rare medium well-done.

You’d like to think that, but you’d be wrong. I’ve heard stories of major magazines wanting freelancers to give them stuff for free, with the “pay” simply being the exposure.

This. This also applies to you #bluelivesmatter d*cks too. Cops have always mattered.

The sole sad thing about dingle dick’s death was that he took his dog Blondi with him on that last day.