1. Loads of them.

Not a lot of machies can be partially destroyed ket keep working. Many might well have a “shut down to prevent further damage” protocol once x Hit Points of damage have been taken.

laugh it up, fuzzball

the internet! try wikipedia

that’s not what i call being a fun guy

I’ve seen software that can ping HR when an employee is thinking about quitting based on his facebook posts.

I read a fantastic account of someone taking the most terrifying of all drugs (datura, “not a hallucinigen, but rather a deliriant”) on a Friday evening, and “coming to” on fucking Tuesday afternoon, in mid-conversation, at work. Light investigation revealed he’d also gone to work on Monday, and nobody noticed a thing…

except. Matt e. That’s sorta his jam.

an important question: How did the cop come to know about the post? Was he reported? Are the cops monitoring public FB groups?

classic Doctuar

: Narrator : he was okay.

jingoist

Paige has Henry. She got off the train for him. She kept on talking about how you couldn’t leave him alone.

As it is, Paige and Henry will never ever ever get any securaty clearances, and maybe they’ll never even be bondable. No running for office, no jobs in the department of anything, none of that. There’s no viable sequel there.

He was being classy.

I know the worst of the Left is as hypocritical, blinded and wrongheaded as the worst of the Right.

I contend that the best of the Left is smarter and classier than the best of the Right.

“omg but what’s under the patch”

* splooshes *

no, Kimmy dropped the avclub, will only be reviewed by io9 and nathan rabin

I’m sure you can see it as a religious vestage just as much as you can see it as part of the pallette of means for the rich to control the poor. Those kinds of laws never change.

the only thing that justifies this article is this comment saying it is otherwise unjustifiably slight and trifling.