If it takes so little to change someone, then they were dandelion fluff before and after.

i’m thumping my tub right now.

dammit i said /s

It’s just... actions have consequences, and i’m sorry that the Shitty Entrées Menu item you chose didn’t show the price you’d pay for choosing it. What, you thought it was free?

ugh, that’s not Francis

That’s not really a statue, that’s like a tableau or something. Jeeeez this place has gone downhill.

/s

“And we didn’t even have access to the internet yet” reflects the mindset that the internet was eternal, but we only invented computers and digital data recently, so only recently got access to it.

...are you the Archmage of the Aether, or are you really just Some Dude

“And we didn’t even have access to the internet yet” reflects the mindset that the internet was eternal, but we only invented computers and digital data recently, so only recently got access to it.

...are you the Archmage of the Aether, or are you really just Some Dude

is Burt Reynolds still working? I want a smoky, southern Satan.

While yes, the character’s name is “Mack”, his iteration today should clearly be spelled “McHammer”. It’s the closest point to all factors.

but WAIT WHAT you had a brother in law who died like this?

I could see it working. Poles are funny and wry, and generally the men and women have an easy, approachable charisma. And socio-psychologically, the “inside jokes” of a 60 million person population are going to be broader and less niche than the inside jokes for, say, SNL Quebec, a 6 million person population.

* joins discussion *

your prize is the time machine you need to make the joke funny and relevant!

also you will never get the upvotes for this post to appear first.

Don’t stop there! What about page six, seven?

you’re arguing just to argue.

before suddenly presenting physical proof that she really, truly loves Witherspoon’s work, in the form of a 15,000 college dissertation she wrote about Legally Blonde.

just say it makes you think

ugh, Mike

-re: The AV Club