that video really makes you think

omg you sure do

He’s not fat, he’s British

Holy shit, she clearly has the powers of a Jedi, yet is not bound by any Jedi Code. Fuck.

that video really makes you think

You’re fine, Nilus. Top quintile of the human range, actually.

Take the night off.

Apropos nothing, do you suppose that half-orcs are all sterile females, as are mules? And would sterile mule females be typically small-boobed, or would their boobs run the gamut? Are orcs even mammals? Do they lactate? What does orc milk even taste like?

Fuck ‘happy’. ‘Content’ is great. Get there by aiming towards ‘equanimity’. Serious but non-dramatic silent meditation helps.

I empathise. Whenever i drive a car, i go “pbpbpbpbthththththth” and the inside of my windshield gets all spit-spattered.

FAKE NEWS

right??

around which swirled the dubious rumours of unnatural sexual relations with the simian charges, again?

^the only comment with any upvotes

i choose Numb Chucks

I can believe that it could be that boring, but i won’t believe that it could be boring like that.

He’s a human, actually, not “a picture and some letters on a screen”; would you dismiss the objective reality of a person standing in front of you as “a shimmer of electromagnetic flux stimulating my optic nerve”, “a mass of protons of electrons in the shape of meat and monkey” or “what is in truth a projected…

Is it gay if you eat the fish afterwards, or is that just “playing with your food?”

hm, gotcha.

Speaking of Buffy references, how’s Coulson doing? “Five by five.”

Want to see someone eat some really stale food? This guy opens and eats some truly ancient military meals