to impress a girl who was literally not speaking to him.

juez, these comic book writer nerds really do live by the whole”write what you know” adage, eh

How could you tell when they unfriended you to such precision as to identify the offending post?

Of course there’s a reason to be a prick about it. It’s you, isn’t it? My favorite person to be a prick to.

(.....i have the weirdest boner now)

Garbage. If two men who happen to be white dislike a movie that happens to have been directed by a black woman, they should 1. recuse themselves because of their race and gender, or 2. change their opinion?

when Mrs. Whatsit turned into the centaur... the horse part had a penis.

Riverdale would be Nadipur or Gangapur or some such. And Juhead can be Jaganath.

Fuckin’ A. A.

Thanks, man.

“hmmm..... Dil...da? ....Dilda ....Baggins......?”

* is pelted with wet trash *

eucch. Save at -2

There are a million ways to make Kevin Bacon not look like a badass. You could

the profane knowledge would sweep all listeners into madness whose only outward expression is gnashing of teeth and beating of breasts.

So, net neutrality dead in 2 months.....so, erm.....

so, erm.....

A hex is a kind of curse. There are several classes and categories of curses, from the Unintentional Evil Glance to the Epic Ancestral Undead Curse. Most fall in the middle, this is where butt pimples and erectile dysfunction come from.

tell me about the hatred of your home planet, Threep.

the word is “scattered incoherence” i think. Two words. “Incoherence” if i’m forced to choose one.

If it’s Quebec you’re not liberal, you’re just French.

“Tiffany Haddish is the Patton Oswalt of her generation.”