I’m just thankful someone had the presence of mind to do the right thing in this situation... and film in landscape mode.

Can i get your sister’s number?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

Canucks fans.

It’s the Affliction t-shirt of the animal kingdom