Eh sometimes it’s more fun to say something like “why would you something like that?” Then you get to watch them trip over their words and dig their hole deeper. And it’s much harder for them to turn it on you. Bonus points if you can ask them if they’re OK with realistic faux concern.

Navient will find me somehow, I’m sure.

The toilet light would have been nice during the Insane stomach flu I had. Nothing like running in a dark room, half asleep, seconds away from uncontrollable projectile vomiting in the dark.

The toilet light would have been nice during the Insane stomach flu I had. Nothing like running in a dark room, half…

I hope one day our children learn about the Golden Shower Scandel of 2017 in history class.

If it makes you feel any better, my organization set up coffee farms in a couple of poor Thai villages. They produced really great coffee and Starbucks not only paid them double for the beans but opened a school and a health clinic. And now the coffee farms have expanded and we’ve set the whole operation up to be…