I would love to see one of Melabia’s SoulCycle classes. I wonder what it looks like for someone to have spent so many years trying to create a soul for themselves.

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

If I could write a shrug, I would. Melania is getting exactly what she deserves.

Holy hell the scene between Barry and Chris was amazing. Sequence of the year for me. I just loved when after Chris said he was going to go to the police Barry pretty much said “why the fuck did you have to say that” and Chris realized that Barry had to kill him at that point. The next two minutes of Chris trying to…

She’s the only person that seems to be standing up to him. And she is classy about it.

This really threw me off because usually when I’m watching something with Stormy Daniels there’s no one else in the room with me.

The hypocrisy is what bothers me about the Vixen. She presents herself as a “This is who I am, take me or leave me.” That’s fine. Admirable, even. But when Eureka or other girls behave in a way she doesn’t like, she expects them to change it. She is not the arbiter of how people should behave, particularly if she…

I live in the same neighborhood as one of the Paul brothers. Their neighbors would greatly appreciate it if everyone would stop rewarding their awful behavior by watching their stupid channel.

Yeah, except if you’d actually read the story you’d know that these people are Canadian.

Lil Tay has been carrying the same stack of cash around for weeks now, it must be filthy with her making it rain and then having to pick it up and put it in a stack again.

I’m just so, so old and so, so tired. Pardon me for going into “Old Man Rants at Cloud” mode here, but I really wish society would stop rewarding assholes and idiots with likes, clicks, money, views, what have you. Logan Paul acts like the worst stereotype of an ugly American in Japan, throwing shit at cops and…

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

Is everyone else done with The Vixen? I mean, done. Just, bye bitch done go girl no one wants you here no more?

Something is missing from this story. The second paragraph is difficult to follow. I assume that the Korean players got a verbal warning for not having their resident card but what was the team punished for?

Nobody has to. By the way, you seem fun.

Somewhere in China, someone is making a clone literally called Fork Knife.

I’d be a very proud papa if she were my daughter ...

In regards to Matt Gaetz, there’s already one girl who knows what’s up —

That moment when June found the Koran under their bed was poignant. The show doesn’t often surprise me (in fairness, I have read the book), but that took me aback. It was also beautifully shot.

I feel especially gutted after watching this episode. I suppose I should have expected that June would be caught and brought back to Gilead - but silly me, I thought maybe she’d make it and the rest of the show would be about her trying to find a way to get her daughter back or something. Are they going to chain her…