Good, good. Any given game doesn’t feel complete without at least five minutes spent hunting through menus to turn the fucking rumble off.

Honestly? It doesn’t look anything like an Xbox controller to me.

She looks suspiciously like a crazed version of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Uh something like this...? So confused

Who the fuck is letting this woman work as a curator? She can’t even curate her own headwear.

force kick. duh.

Rocket League will be worth the wait. Trust me.

You just became the school kid that reminds the teacher theres a quiz on the day you aren’t ready haha

Although this is truly magnificent craftsmanship, I find it completely useless. It has zero modifiers for improving my right click speed while swearing in Russian.

I really should have done more research....

I’m a good person with a lovely family, Ashley. So . . . maybe once. yolo.

Answer the question, Jim.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Don’t you mean ram?

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

Good question! The goat is quietly replaced by another goat, you never actively see this happen and you may or may not ever notice depending on how strong your attention to detail is.

People only do if you choose to tell them, goats do not because they are goats.

I don’t see why some people here (and Capcom for that matter) feel that casual players and the so-called hardcore are mutually exclusive categories? I consider myself to be somewhere in between. I have played these games religiously since SFII on the SNES, but I have always preferred the single player experience. I…