Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.
Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.
I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.
FWIW, he says he tried 911 twice and couldn't immediately get a dispatcher.
12 Years a Salve is going to be the name of my new African Shea Butter Etsy shop.
On any outdoor rink in Canada, that move gets you flattened on your ass.
Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.
Poor Alexis Bledel has to be married to Pete from Mad Men tho.
What does it say about me that as much as I like these cars, I got excited when they passed a Morris Traveller around the 1:52 mark?
What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?
#notallboners
People these days are practically tripping over themselves to be offended.
Cue the self-loathing brainwashed white hipsters that are all over this site like a virus in 3....2....
Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.
Jesus Fucking Christ. Leave it to Gawker media to find a racist lining in the Ebola outbreak. Kudos, you morally relativistic fuckfaces!
CONTINUED COVERAGE: Argentina continues to not be winner of Falklands war
LIVE COVERAGE: Argentina still loser of Falklands war.
BREAKING NEWS: Argentina lost the Falklands war.