Don't get your panties in a punch because you're a shitty parent. The world needs people to raise the future criminals too.

Dammit, you beat me to it! Oh well, I'm gonna do it anyway.

And only piece of shit republican scum would know how to spot a redneck. I'd rather have a red neck and not be a racist asshole like you.

Not really, at all... I said if someone killed my kids I would end their life with my bare hands. If you can't say the same, you can't really say you are equipped to protect yours.

Oh, I wouldn't shoot him. I would kill him with my bare hands.

People who need to use guns, also pussies.

only pussies and christians say two wrongs don't make a right.

If someone killing your kids is the first wrong, then killing them sure as shit does make it a little more right if you ask me.

So many great comments on this one.

This is a loop that will continue to the end of time. Women will fight to get more rights, more equality but it will never be enough. There will always be something to complain about, there is no satisfying them.

Super Mario Kart all the way. No frills, just hours and hours and hours of great fun with friends.

Legally speaking, this is correct. Its also how Nathan Fielder got away with his 'Dumb Starbucks gimmick on his show that got so much press earlier this year.

That being said though, Lindsay Lohan has a way with the American legal system. She has gotten off with basically no penalties for multiple DUI and drug…

Be careful guys! Homosexuality is like the flu, its communicable!

Yeah, that's a cop out.

Of course she knew what was going to happen and was fully a part of it. For someone who 'works in media' you sure don't understand how it works.

This isn't singing, she's just saying words.

They all just secretly wana fuck black guys and feel guilty about it.

Norm Macdonald should be hosting this show.

This is probably most true. If a dude is on the larger side it becomes sorta inappropriate at public swimming areas. When I'm down in the caribbean I don't care, cause I want all the hot bitches checking out my big hog, but when you are at your niece's birthday party its a different story...

That being said, some her…

You can't call that a moustache.

Most women have more upper-lip hair than that.

Way to go America! Land of the free, home of the brave.

The little bitch couldn't even get a full bucket of water

It's just too bad he was listening to such a garbage right-wing radio station

"Tonight at 6, we will try to drive a wedge further between the country and its president because he is black"