Me neither. I love hapa men, but he's just blah.

If you can enunciate your thoughts in a language we both can understand, we're good.

I was kidding. I know women do. You're about as circumspect as men are when we look at your breasts. I once straight up caught my wife's friend checking my package out. I had my hands in my pockets and did the rock on your heels and thrust back and forth nonchalantly. Her eyes got wide and she looked right up…

We are very good at it, and believe me, by the time you have walked by or said 5 sentences to us, we have already looked at your package.

This sounds a very cultural specific activity - though entirely fussy it may be. I don't think this happens at all in our beloved degenerate Europe. I have never ever heard about it. I mentioned it to my co-worker, we shall call Euromilk (who comes from one of those lands in the middle of Europe where shame about…

My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.

Wearing wet underwear against my junk and thighs sounds awful. The dick outline thing was an issue when I was 13 but now I just make sure to pull the fabric away from my junk as I exit the ocean/pool like a normal person. And if you get piss dribble in a swimsuit you just go in the water. DONT WEAR SWIMSUITS TO PLACES…

This is a great idea, but can I make some suggestions on your data collection that will make this way easier to work with down the road?

No offense taken, everyone has their own preference. There is a difference between slim and skinny. I don't do the painted on skinny look. They are more slim, tailored, and fitted. Here's an example of a pair of jeans I have.

Fuck you, fashion industry, fuck you right in the eyesocket. After the 80s died, and you horked up that ridiculous bell-bottom hiphugger revival shit, I had to wait over 20 years for skinny jeans to come back, and now you wanna pry 'em offa my cold dead ass? In favor of— sweatpants? What? Kidding me? Are we going back…

As a man, all of my pants are slim to skinny

Good, I don't want it to die. You can pry my jet black skinny jeans from my cold dead hands. Finding them as a teen was a bitch, now I can find them everywhere. It's great. My wardrobe will never die. My closet looks like a cartoon character's closet. It's just tons of black jeans and various shirts in black, grey,…

Main reason why I fucking LOATHED every second of this movie:

The bullshit about him being on every kind of antidepressant and then quitting them cold-turkey.

This movie came out when I was 19 and I fucking hated it. I didn't fully understand what trite, overwrought, self adsorbed "art" looked like yet, but later realized that's why I hated it. It was also my first year of college and every single goddamned person would ask me if I liked it, or would tell me they liked it,…

You guys did a good job cleaning up the trolls. I'm on here a lot, but I never saw any of the gifs you mention. So thank you, sincerely. I'm certain it was a very unpleasant job. I'm grateful that I never had to confront any of those images.

That said, I'm not happy to have the greys back. I stopped following Jezebel…

1. Ignore problem. It's on Jezebel after all, who cares?

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

Okay. So can we also do a thing where if a commenter's history clearly shows a commitment to thoughtful commentary, they get approved by GM? Because this grey nonsense is really tiring to those of us who comment regularly, and whenever kinja updates, have to prove ourselves time and time again like we're trying to…

I once attended a lecture on domestic violence where the lecturer (I wish I could remember who it was) explained that one of the biggest misperceptions about abusers is that they are moody people who can't control their emotions. She explained that the moodiness and loss of temper are not causes of abuse but rather…

So not so much a tampon as a vaginal suppository? Tampon = absorbent, non-dissolving "plug" for soaking up menstrual fluid. If this product is supposed to dissolve and *release* fluid, it is not a tampon.