Look on the bright side man - eventually the Sun will cause a mass-extinction event on this planet. You just got to stick it out, hang in there bud!

Harden has averaged 21/5/5 (27/7/5.5 as a starter) in the playoffs with very efficient scoring. This is some bullshit.

In other words: ‘I don’t like the Rockets and Chris Paul and James Harden annoy me.’ And/or: ‘The Rockets don’t play the game the right way.’

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is.

I am a Titans fan and a graphic artist and wholeheartedly agree with the entirety of this comment.

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While I agree with the sentiment, let’s not go insulting shoe shines and toilet cleaners. To a man, they have more dignity and class than Trump.

Hey now. The Horse did his best. He can’t help who’s riding him.

The law is surprisingly short. It just says that a professional sports team that plays “most” of its home games in a tax-supported facility and receives financial assistance from Ohio or a city or county in Ohio has to give the state six months’ notice of its intention to stop playing “most” of its home games in the…

Yes, Watson, but also Watt, Mercilus, Fuller, Foreman, etc. The whole team’s in the fucking infirmary.

Holy jesus that Ted Gup column. I live in Florida, the dick to Alabama’s sweaty, fetid taint and home to a governor that is literally Voldemort, and I’m 99.9% confident we’d throw Roy Moore out on his ass if he tried running for Senate here.

DFW Airport / AA added direct flights to Tokyo this year when Toyota moved their HQ to Frisco.

The Angles

I got yer next NFL commish right here:

Surly’s Todd the Axe Man is both a great beer from MN, and a kick ass label.

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! I don’t like that call. Not a very good call.

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?

Kidding aside, Jerry’s strengths and weaknesses are one and the same thing. He became the NFL Shadow Commissioner because he really is what Donald Trump pretends to be: he’s a conniving, ruthless snake with a penchant for young women, but is nevertheless able, through relentlessness, charisma and force of personality,…