It’s almost as if their lead developers all got lost in the bathrooms because they dropped their badges in the toilet and were never heard from again. I’m assuming Bethesda still has the crazy “swipe badge to get in and out of the bathroom” thing after all these years.

EA should take a chance on a Cantina Band game ala Rock Band or Guitar Hero. The peripheral sales alone would be profitable for every non-player looking to by a kloo horn, omni box, or any other fake prop looking instrument for their Star Wars collection.

Every time a fish eats a tiny spec of food, is that a pod kill?

Star Dock’s response to the the DMCA takedown notice (which itself was promptly DMCA’ed):

Today is crazy game update day.

The event was considered too communal. What were they thinking? Giving rewards to everyone not involved. That’s commie thinking! *said in a Mr. Gutsy voice*

Not shown... the three contractors running inside just so that they can get to the next install site.

We can rebuild him... faster... stronger... even more faster...

Tokyo Disneyland should rewards these folks for keeping in whatever evils are lurking in the boxes. Cartoon boxes leave behind only a trail of destruction and disfigurement.

For as long as there have been skirts and cameras in gaming, someone is always trying to figure out what is underneath. Kind of like the folks that get into Beavis and Butthead gigglefits whenever the camera moves around when a character is swimming.

Wait. They didn’t wipe beta progress before launch? I guess we’ll be trying to avoid pvp with beta carryover folks for a few weeks... heh.

I really like this series of articles. They’ve been really informative.

One can only hope that they’ve learned valuable lessons about underwater gameplay since the days of Kedge Keep in Everquest.

As someone who has lived in central NC since the mid-80's (and actually interacted with some of the characters in this piece due to some past connections with CBC) this is a fascinatingly accurate piece. Having been forced to sit through a couple of Jeese Helms lunches at Ballantines in Cameron Village in the early…