I teach for a high school study abroad program in Paris. We’re responsible for picking the kids up from the airport and bringing them to the school. My favorite moment of this summer came when a sophomore came up to me and the director on arrivals day, all white in the face, and said, “Actually, this isn’t my…

At around 1:06 we get The Electric Slide!

The rest of these tweets are a riot. The US Dept. of State Bureau of Consular Affairs really needs to stop watching Brokedown Palace everytime it comes on cable.

Never smoked pot. Legitimately thought these were butt plugs.