No “Only Fools and Horses” in the mix? The Brits will be pissed.

My gin o’clock senses are telling me that the “holistic” treatments Williams is pursuing brought her into contact with one or more charlatans who saw the opportunity to take her for as much money as possible. Business manager probably saw oodles of money going who-knows-where, for who-knows-what and tried to put a…

Noooooooo! I still have so much to learn! And so many articles to share with the unseasoned, sunburn-prone members of my wider social circle!

It’s very charitable of you to think that any thinking woman will agree to bear his children.

Daughter of a sociologist feels seen on her pa’s behalf.

“I can assure you, [Title, Name of Person], that my intentions towards Miss [Surname of Regency Bachelorette] are nothing but honourable.”

From my relatively low-gun perch in the UK (we just have lots of stabbings), I’m slightly worried that this little incident will allow certain people to argue that law enforcement should focus more on “Black identity extremists” than all the melanin-challenged people who tried to overrun your government a few months…

She didn’t raise her children. She abandoned both of her sons to be raised by their fathers. One of them later died by suicide aged just 29.

You are a terrible person, and I wish to join your cult/subscribe to your newsletter.

Except, he isn’t a Florida Man. As far as reporters can tell, he is a Deputy District Attorney in Las Vegas, Nevada.

You take that back!

Um...

Trust me, you don’t want to look at mutura too closely.

She’s married to the chinless wonder who chairman of Turning Point UK, so I’m desperate for her show to succeed, to keep her from relocating over here.

I was about to post this article elsewhere, but did a search and it looks like all her boo-hooing has resulted in her having her sentence halved:

The town council would have lost the case in court and might even have been on the hook for the bigots’ legal costs. Not being a super-big town, that would probably a sizeable dent in their budget.

Lawyers on Twitter (I know, I know...) have been pretty adamant that a refusal would have seen the racists head to court to sue on First Amendment grounds, where they would win.

That picture is ammunition for every British person who has been laughed at for having janky teeth. Are his incisors duelling with each other?

I resurrected my burner account to come here and suggest shock collars, only to find that you’d had a similar idea. Kudos.