What, no photos of Queensland under 6 feet of water and ruined sugarcane crops?

@dancingspring: Passengers are assigned an average weight - if I remember from my flight attendant days, all adults, regardless of actual weight, are averaged at 90kg. However, this is only an issue on small aircraft, like turbo-props and regional jets. We would always try to dump baggage before we bumped pax. Anyway,…

@Dysphoria: Holy crap! My boyfriend (6'5") has had the same thing happen. I sort of didn't believe him at first when he told me that was a thing.

My boyfriend and I have been obsessed with this nonsense ever since we read The Game. We can waste an entire afternoon at the pub, making up new "negs".

@fanny brice: Go and have a manicure now. Don't do the "I'm waiting until I grow my nails then I'll treat myself to a mani" thing. That's like waiting to join a gym until you've lost weight.

Age issue aside, waxing is the norm here in Australia and quite inexpensive. Hardly any women I know here shave their legs (or underarms or pubes), they all have standing waxing appointments. Laser hair removal is also quite common and even inexpensive compared to the American market.

HAHAHA, FRESNO! Poor, shat-upon Fresno.

UGH! Poor kid!

I'm going to bust out my Puffy paints so I can be the next big thing in fashion. I'll be working with my original 1985 designs of rainbows, unicorns and the always popular "Mom's not watching so I'm just going to squirt every color on the tshirt at once and see what happens and I have no idea why there is puffy paint…

The ads here in Australia were awesome.

@brendastarlet: Actually, a plane crash is the one instance where you don't want to stop, drop and roll, because of the likely presence of jet fuel on the ground. Smothering the flames is the way to go, preferably with those nasty blankets we give you in-flight.

Haha, my boyfriend was born there! Lucky for me he was raised in Melbourne.

I don't stay friends with exes. I have enough friends I don't fuck.

Is that a phantom extra arm I see in the last photo?