NO ONE PUTS TATER BABY IN THE CORNER

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Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

Staring into this gif ruins your brain...

#1 reason this will never happen:

My sister-in-law is interning as a pharmacist now in her last year of college and when faced with the following “math” problem - “If a patient needs to take 3 pills a day for 30 days, how many pills does he need to take home?” - realized only 2 other of her 20 fellow interns could do it. Then one of them told her “I…

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Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

YES, STEPHEN, YES.

The other day at a barbeque my husband’s cousin was talking about the election and he was just like, “Yeah I won’t vote Republican but I just really hate Hillary. I mean you can just tell she WANTS to be President and thinks she’d be good at it. Such a bitch.”

Here’s hoping Alton’s children are afforded the luxury of living to be college-age.

Challenger Explosion. Watched it live in kindergarten. When my teacher, Mrs. Hendrickson burst into tears, I knew some shit had gone down.

hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”

So relevant today. RIP.

“In retrospect I must confess that I do not know, or no longer know, what I wanted to achieve with my words. I only know that without this testimony, my life as a writer- or my life, period- would not have become what it is: that of a witness who believes he has a moral obligation to try to prevent the enemy from…

“I never intended to to be a philosopher, or a theologian,” he wrote. “The only role I sought was that of witness.”