So relevant today. RIP.

“In retrospect I must confess that I do not know, or no longer know, what I wanted to achieve with my words. I only know that without this testimony, my life as a writer- or my life, period- would not have become what it is: that of a witness who believes he has a moral obligation to try to prevent the enemy from…

“I never intended to to be a philosopher, or a theologian,” he wrote. “The only role I sought was that of witness.”

Nope, only women and children died

I read that quote and while I get what he was saying, I just couldn’t help but notice that the woman the guy chased down the street, dragged into his car at gunpoint, and then when she jumped out, ran her down like a dog and put a bullet in her head doesn’t even get a mention?

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

I prefer the birth of the side eye myself:

It also takes REALLY fantastic genes

I die a little bit over Sam. “Life is irregular.”

Kristofer Hivjur sans beard

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Democrats? Raising hell? Using social media? Drowning out the speaker?

Does it have to be a wall? Because we have a bean.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

I said up top that we only included descriptions from 2016. That masterpiece is in this round-up: http://theslot.jezebel.com/every-word-jez…

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.