Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

Good idea. If women are punching themselves so that they miscarry, it’s only fair that the GOP feels every one of those punches too.

Whoa, it’s almost like making abortion more difficult to obtain doesn’t make the need for abortion go away.

Because if he ran he wouldn’t be able to pursue his comedy career.

Why is he not running? Why??!! He would have made the perfect compromise candidate between Hillary and Bernie, at least in my head.

I am going to miss this presidential team so very, very much.

And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.

Me too!

Yes. Because it was a joke and she had mentioned his name as a thank you in the Emmy (which is sweet). And people with an actual sense of humor like jokes. The person telling the story is telling it endearingly and said she was his favorite.

There was a slut, a moralizer woho could’nt get any, a dingbat who everyone wanted to fuck because they were so niave and sweet, and a tired old troll with a smart mouth. Same as any group of gay friends in the 80's

Also, another reason to love Bea Arthur:

My husband and I once took a cabin vacation long weekend in Vermont with the worst. Weather. Ever. Was impossible to do any of the outdoorsy stuff we planned, so we spent it mostly in the cabin banging and watching TV and baking cakes. There was a Golden Girls marathon on which I was like we must DEFINITELY watch. He…

When I was about 3 or 4 my mother gave me a telephone that she was sure was broken to play with. It was not. I plugged that sucker in to a phone jack in my playroom and called EVERYBODY that I could remember the number for. I kept telling her I was talking to grandma on the phone and she’s like “uh huh that’s nice…

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?

goddamn.

I did see somewhere the line ‘Minogue has owned the domain Kylie.com since 1996. A year before Jenner was born.’ Which is such a beautiful slapdown.

A Tale of Fire and Ice and Toilet Paper