Whoa, it’s almost like making abortion more difficult to obtain doesn’t make the need for abortion go away.
Because if he ran he wouldn’t be able to pursue his comedy career.
Why is he not running? Why??!! He would have made the perfect compromise candidate between Hillary and Bernie, at least in my head.
I am going to miss this presidential team so very, very much.
And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.
Me too!
Yes. Because it was a joke and she had mentioned his name as a thank you in the Emmy (which is sweet). And people with an actual sense of humor like jokes. The person telling the story is telling it endearingly and said she was his favorite.
There was a slut, a moralizer woho could’nt get any, a dingbat who everyone wanted to fuck because they were so niave and sweet, and a tired old troll with a smart mouth. Same as any group of gay friends in the 80's
Also, another reason to love Bea Arthur:
My husband and I once took a cabin vacation long weekend in Vermont with the worst. Weather. Ever. Was impossible to do any of the outdoorsy stuff we planned, so we spent it mostly in the cabin banging and watching TV and baking cakes. There was a Golden Girls marathon on which I was like we must DEFINITELY watch. He…
When I was about 3 or 4 my mother gave me a telephone that she was sure was broken to play with. It was not. I plugged that sucker in to a phone jack in my playroom and called EVERYBODY that I could remember the number for. I kept telling her I was talking to grandma on the phone and she’s like “uh huh that’s nice…
Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.
Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?
goddamn.
I did see somewhere the line ‘Minogue has owned the domain Kylie.com since 1996. A year before Jenner was born.’ Which is such a beautiful slapdown.
Way to punish women and children. There are many reasons why a woman might not name the father of her child. This law is just a way to punish single mothers.
So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.
I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?
My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…