That's partially why I'm surprised by this. His primary fan demographic is straight males. And it's not like he's particularly good looking. I know he's famous but he's game developer famous, are the Japanese masses more aware of game developers than western folks? Because around here you have to be a dedicated blog…

Who the hell wants to cuddle with a Kojima pillow? His fans are primarily straight males and it’s not like he’s particularly attractive lol.

Oh man, no.

I feel like there’s a million people you’d want a body pillow of before Kojima.

I’d be more interested in hearing about Madame Web having a baby.

My guess is they’re going to release the game again possibly under another new name.

Oh man, yes! Good thing we all awkwardly stood around while he was transforming rather than stopping it.

I sorta feel like goldfish form is a more natural fit for Conan than being human.

I was so freaking sure there would be a tb model at launch, had totally convinced myself there’d either be two skus (500gb, 1tb) or just the tb model.

So, basically all those numbers are saying in summation that the PS4 isn’t handheld.

This is the sort of thing that’s best left unaddressed. Even throwing nuance into the mix there’s no way you can convince me it’s a hard job, tedious sure.

Wow, that guy must have a Colossal crotch.

I really like how HQ is drawn here.

I really like that Spider-Man+Wolverine+Bugs Bunny description of Deadpool.

You got a favorite recipe for salmon? This is the recipe I was thinking, I usually do it with Cod and alter it a bit making enough of the sauce to cover a pan full of fish, enough garlic bread crumbs to cover, then cheddar and feta sprinkled on top.

People seem sorta negative about this. I don’t care about the witness, but I find the whole sandwich break part very amusing. Especially since I live in an area where a burger run would take almost the exact same time.

No need to apologize, misinterpretation is easy on the net. I often say things I see as an obvious stupid joke, forgetting that people do say genuinely idiotic things online.

In a sense. I genuinely appreciate their input and I’m glad to have learned that, but it’s more fun to joke around then reply “That’s an interesting Pokefact bro!”

I sorta wrote something of a response to this based on the whole eating Magikarp thing.

I didn’t exactly rank them, but I thought about eating them.