I suddenly want Porygon for Smash, his final smash would be seizure city!

Farfetch'd would make for a great meal, comes with the kabob and everything.

I’m calling them buzzkills for shits and giggles, I can’t think of a better reason to call someone anything.

If anything would have gotten me into vore it would have been that episode of magic school bus where they go inside the ginger kid.

Well at least you apologized for wrecking my tasty fantasy. The sympathetic sad face is appreciated.

As if the games didn't make Magikarp useless enough, thanks anime!

Betcha even in Pokeverse:

And people wonder why I want to eat that fish.

What’s dark is all the buzzkills trying to tell me Magikarp is an inedible fish dreamt up by a Japanese company. Ya, no you guys enjoy your island literally surrounded by fish, meanwhile we can’t even fantasize about eating your mother fucking fictional fish.

How about reboot the series with a release every second year? I could get on board with that if it’s reviewed well after having avoided the series for a while.

Magikarp probably tastes delicious (thus high rank) I remember really wanting to eat one as a kid and I’ve never been a big fish fan.

“the cosplay community at large, which he believes doesn’t do enough to “hold a line of defense against racists on the internet trolling black cosplayers for cosplaying as white and Asian characters.”

Ha ha, happy to see someone other than myself enjoy that comment!

I came here to say the exact same thing.

My buddy was working 12hr shifts as a Care Aide for highly demented and often physically abusive seniors, while working he was keeping 12 people alive - excluding himself.

I thought people really like that Simpsons game?

Never played it, can’t really comment. Shame this game isn’t too good, it has a cool concept.

Some people probably think I’m offended by Quiet’s appearance and are likely starring my post because they’re of the same opinion, when I actually just find it super funny.

It wasn’t skewed quite like that. He also works whereas she stays at home with the kid, he’d just want a couple hours to decompress a day. And of course she had opportunities to do the same thing since he’s never hesitated to spend time with his kid, he’s a real great stand up dad, one of the kindest guys you could…

“You used our word without joining the Fine Family(tm) or calling to involve us, not cool buzzfeed. Sad day for #teaminternet”

This is often the biggest source of conflict between couples. When my buddy and his girl+baby were staying with me and my ex, she would constantly harass him for not spending enough time with her and the baby, despite attending to the kid whenever asked and seeing each other frequently each day. Then she got my ex to…