My dad gave me a couple beautifully rolled joints in a nice glass jar with a little ribbon on it, shit’s fancy as fuck.

We truly live in a gaming dog golden age.

All of the console makers controllers are awesome these days. DS4 is a joy and Wii U gamepad (not the tablet thing) is my second favorite controller ever despite a long loving relationship with DS3. I hear really positive things about the XB1 controller too, I’d like to try out Forza sometime to check out the…

Controllers need updates? Is that an XB1 thing?

Fair enough! Thanks for bringing me up to speed bro.

“For sure, his friends photoshopped dicks on my face and tweeted them at me for a week”

Cackling is associated with birds? Or you mean laughing in general?

You expecting a cackle based on Fahey’s betwitching physique?

“Oh ho ho ha!”

Bat’s got bulge!

Bad cosplay - heavy isn’t heavy enough to depict Gabe Newell.

When Scott Cowthan still didn’t open the God damned box.

Yeah really right? As far as I knew Mrs Universe was just an aptly named alien pageant on Futurama. I didn’t need to know it’s an actual kiss blowy thing.

Your cartridges will work first time everytime with that blow hard there.

You’re awesome for writing this Patricia. Seen before but came back again because I’m scouring the net for some lead since Mat Pat is wiping his hands clean, and Scott still hasn’t opened the freaking box.

*Evan’s working on our own list as well. Stay tuned!

What’s kinda cool is in Canada car insurance is mandatory.

Hey Kovitlac, have you seen Matt Patt’s gametheory videos on five nights at freddy’s? If you like the lore, you’d probably get a kick out of those (just skip the one talking about FNAF4 fatal mistake, because that video is kind of dumb, nitpicky and boring)

Also, I can’t answer your actual question unfortunately,…

You’re telling me I can own GTAV and all of that pretend video game currency for the low price of 1.6 hundred dollars? Guess R*’s playing Santa Claus early.