I mean why wouldn't he sound like a cockney chimney sweep?

Yes! This. The biggest problem with the movie is just when it gets to the part of the book where the story gets REALLY interesting the movie ends.

Man, was the real monster all along!

And then the narrator will promptly go insane.

I don't think he has demons, I just think that his biggest fear is something happening to his family. And he might be a little obsessed with that fear and at the same time concerned that, that obsession might lead to bad things.

For me, Cable and Deadpool is the best version of the character (although to be fair, I haven't read his newer titles), and the stories were pretty great even when they had to interact with company wide crossovers like House of M and Civil War.

The awesomeness of Cable & Deadpool cannot be understated. It starts off as continuity cleaning house and then becomes a really savy political comedy set in the Marvel universe. Of course Marvel decided to kill Cable in a different book near the end of its run and that really hurt C&D a lot.

It has no right to be as good as it is. But somehow it is.

I'd also toss my hat in the ring for "Definitely, Maybe" he's actually REALLY good in it.

"My best guess is because the haters didn't read the fine print (or pay attention during the introduction), and decided that Sarkeesian represents a threat to their favorite hobby." You hit the nail on the head here.

It's a tough book to really get into and I think it took me 20 - 30 pages to really start into it, but once I did I loved every second of it. I really dug the sequel too. Haven't read the third book yet.

Emma got into some serious shenanigans. I mean I know she's ostensibly the main character for a majority of the seasons…but still.

Nux tried to ford the river but his oxen died.

I'm with you. It feels like there needed to be another Superman movie before he met up with Batman. Or a Batman movie before he met up with Superman and Wonder Woman.

Is Crying Freeman easy to acquire? I've gone looking and it seems SUPER expensive. But I love Brotherhood of the Wolf and want to see more of Gans' stuff.

My god, yes.

My problem is that the plot wasn't convoluted. The movie takes great pains to MAKE it more convoluted than necessary. This is done in two ways, 1) It hides the ball on just what is going on for a shockingly long amount of time, and 2) it throws a bunch of annoying proper nouns at you that you can't make heads or tails…

It's a movie that felt too slow and too fast paced at the same time! Like one of those U.S. Redubbed releases of an anime movie that was actually a 26 episode series shoved into a two hour package, that now makes the barest semblance of sense thanks to it's translation and time constraints.

Makes more sense for it to be Cthulhu than Voltron, but I get your point.

And fighter jets, and flying dragons, and weird panther, tiger…uh, things. And rhino things. I mean there was stuff for kids to play with and there was a toyline, but I guess it didn't sell very well.