Dammit, Alpha Gamma, be more like Alpha Chi.

“The Machine is sort of secret society, a group of members of Greek organizations who push Greek candidates into power positions in the student government, ultimately feeding into Alabama government at large.”

I’m not sure what’s sillier here. The fact that there is a secret sorority organization called “The Machine” and it actually has some kind of authority? Or the fact that there are so many people who buy into continuing to join and give these organizations gravitas. It appears a light needs to be brought to bear on…