It’s okay to be unsure, and it’s okay to wonder whether your vote will haunt you five years from now, because any which way, it very well might.

This is a well thought out and soundly reasoned examination of the two Democratic candidates. What the fuck is it doing on the internet?

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Why pick one? I must have a dozen hot sauces in my kitchen. Cholula, Green El Yucateco, Louisiana, a friend’s homemade habanero sauce, some type of chipotle, sriracha, Asian chili sauce, etc. My fridge is my oyster. Don't even get me started on mustards.

Obv, she should be carrying an assortment of regional hot sauces for whatever life is throwing her way at that moment.

Waiting for the avalanche of Bernie Bros who think Sriracha is the way to go...

I made this Hamilton meme and was proud of it so I figured I’d share it with the Jezzies!

Gotta keep spending to keep my VIB status for next year!

His book Schooled, published in 2007, is terrific.

Wasn’t 2002 only a couple of years ago?!?!

Haha, seriously! I’m thinking I should run for office. In the summer time I work with a lot of kindergarten age kids and I blow their MINDS with my ability to do things like tie my shoe or name all 50 states. I feel like being in the House or Senate would be a similar experience.

On top of that, can we please get some kind of mandate that lawmakers need to demonstrate that they’ve actually read the bills they are voting in to law?

It really bothers me- people act like children born with disabilities (particularly Downs) are basically pets, not complicated people with complicated medical conditions that can cause serious hardship to their families.

Beautiful! Needs more stars!

I know, right? She’s not funny and spontaneous enough. We need a President with improv comedy skills. But then again, she doesn’t have enough gravitas, what with all that trying to please everybody. Makes it hard to take her seriously.

Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy.

there is an association between heartburn and baby hair!

These are the numbers I tell myself when I start to panic about a Trump presidency. You simply can not win in 2016 with just the angry white person vote. Those of us who are not anti-immigrant, racist, misogynists ned to vote in DROVES.

It’s almost like *gasp* she actually means the shit she says in regards to gender equality and wants to promote it.

Unbelievable how the Sanders crowd here can still find a way to attack Hillary for Bernie not having any women in top posts on his campaign. Oh she just has them for show. F off.