Ok, to be honest, I think part of the interest for out-of-towners buying houses is the prices in Waco. Like, honestly, watching it from New York it sounds like “And this beautiful house is $5!”

Several of those things, 2 redneck coolers (e.g. a styrofoam cooler), a case of shitty light beer, a case of cheap bottled water, and an easy flowing river are pretty tough to beat as far as relaxing ways to spend a Saturday.

Let’s face it - Michelle Obama is the coolest First Lady in the history of first ladies. #oftenimitated #neverduplicated #notevenclose

I know, right? So what if it is “pandering” to women. The movies have been pandering to any guy who will pay them for decades.

I’m so stoked about Star Trek, but damn if I don’t want to see Ghostbusters more because ladies! Action! PANDERING TO ME, FINALLY!!

I’m annoyed that they picked Gabby over Ashton Locklear. Barring injury to Simone, Aly, and Laurie, Gabby isn’t going to touch anything other than bars in Rio, but Ashton is consistently better than Gabby on bars. Gabby’s reputation and not her gymnastics is what got her on the team this time around. :-(

At 26 weeks, I’ve come to the conclusion that all symptoms are really just one symptom: gahdam fatigue. This week I am just so weepy and emotional and lonely and sad. Last week was baby brain. Both of these symptoms are really just my body being fussy and tired.

Yeah, why do women constantly feel pressure to acknowledge or apologize for ourselves whenever we are not—gasp—perfect. “Omg, I’m getting SO big!” “Omg, my silly pregnancy brain, I’m so sorry!” “I am too exhausted to do that thing you think I should be doing or remember that thing I knew before—I am such a terrible…

I love that! I think the Zac cell reference is amaze! Congrats! Hope the next few weeks and the delivery go smoothly!

Thank you!! I can't wait to see what junk food my 10 week fetus compares to.

Honestly, I’m tainted by stfuparents, I fucking hate those parent memes. Show me a million pictures of your kid, but fucking save me those “there’s no love like the one for your son *pic of a minion*” memes. Just burn them all

Hahaha, I don’t know how to do mom small-talk either, and I am one! Pregnancy sucks (for me, anyway) so I have started saying “How are you feeling?” with a tone that implies it’s OK to respond with “GOD AWFUL.” and they seem thankful.

Yea and how you’re forced to have the same convo again and again. “Are you excited” “Omg so excited! Chubby cheeks and little shoes! I love them already!” and God forbid you say “not yet, I’m actually terrified and don’t feel any emotional connection yet”. It’s not so much being pregnant in public as being forced to…

Oh yea! Well I’m going to give birth on a mountain surrounded by only female eagles and then raise that child in secret until it’s 18 so no one can accuse me of “performing motherhood”. That is how I will out-feminist Adichie!

Well that’s what you get for choosing motion over stasis you FAME WHORE / massive eye roll

As a preggo, UGH. The only things I can eat mashed potatoes and buttered pasta. My post baby body will be a round, squishy mass and I'll smile and wave at all my fans.

Sign your baby up for the Imagination Library and you can have this moment in your house!

When I was briefly pregnant (and thus super emotional) I read an article about the 10th anniversary of Three Six Mafia winning an Oscar for their song in Hustle and Flow. I read that Dolly wrote them a sweet note thanking the band for bringing the Oscar back to Tennessee, and telling them how proud she was of them,…

Oh no! She really is the cutest kid. You’re going to have a blast with that baby. :)