Aaaaaand I’m crying at this comment.

You were overlooking the Cabbage Patch? Believe me, they stripped on the other side of the building, too. And sang as they made the trek from 1 Golf Place to the Pilmour on their way to the Lizard.

Dude, Royal and Ancient is literally the name of the golf course.

My Academic Daughter is in that photo.

I lived in Chattan and I could literally watch the Dunhill while dry at home. You could see the big screen thing from my window. It was pretty sweet.

Tried to make out with my Academic Daughter, for one. He macked on a few too many coeds and now he’s BANNED.

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

I got married on April 19, and I didn’t toss my bouquet at my wedding. We held it in New Orleans, and the day after the wedding my husband and I went down to bank of the Mississippi River, made a wish, and threw the bouquet in there. I find garter tosses and bouquet tosses to be suuuuuuuper creepy.

Nope, never heard of it. Sorry.

Kissing is a dance. It works best when two people are doing similar things, at a similar pace, in a similar way. A bad kisser doesn’t pay attention to their partner and what they’re doing. This tends to hold true in sex as well, in my experience. Bad kissers are almost always also bad at sex.

Lots of surprisingly great places in Istanbul, considering on the street you tend to get hollered at a lot if you’re a woman travelling alone. That series of nargile cafes by the Istanbul Museum of Modern Art, right by Tophane Park, is just touristy enough where they’re used to seeing non-Turks, including women…

I do this - I get a tattoo for every country I live in for more than a year that isn’t the US. I have one for Turkey, at age 16, for Brazil, at age 18, for Scotland, from 18-22, and I’m planning one for England, at age 28. I love them all. I think England will be a teacup, one of my grandmother’s, with steam…

No Brazil? Come on now, FlyGirl. That’s almost criminal.

When I was an exchange student in Turkey, I dated a Turkish guy for the last like five months or so of my year, and he was an absolutely lovely feminist of a dude with whom I am still friends. That being said - yeah, a lot of Turkish guys are pretty misogynistic. Tends to be either the really conservative, religious…

If I weren’t almost married (Sunday!) this would be my theme song. Back when I was single and travelled like it was my job through college and after, I had a Map Of World Hookups. When this song came out, I thought my head was gonna explode from joy.

Oh my god, the outfit you described pre-transition to summer furs is basically what I live in right now. Does this mean I need to rethink my life choices? I'm definitely old enough to have dressed like this as a child.

I read literally every single one of these from about age 13 to age 15 or so. Trashy romance and, like, terrible sci fi/fantasy novels were basically my lifeblood. This post gives me ALL THE NOSTALGIA. Bless your wonderful, terrible, wonderful taste in literature.

It’s like you’re my mirror

I found mine when I was cleaning out my house after my mom died. I’m at the age where I find it both hilarious and embarrassing, rather than just one or the other.

Oh, I have to win this.