I do not need fashion. I have this fabric, which I think will be my life now:

I was so disappointed in the pumpkin! Noosa is my favorite yogurt.

I can’t work out in sweatpants because I like to feel, um, contained while working out, haha. I like the support workout leggings give, especially when doing some higher impact stuff.

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

A friend of mine literally possessed her wedding dress longer than she was married. I’m not kidding.

There was one point in my early thirties in which I really resented attending weddings. Not out of jealousy but because it would entail shower gifts, wedding gifts, travel expenses, bridesmaid dresses etc. And then the couple would divorce a couple of years, later. If that. It began to seem like a way to stock their…

I developed early and believe me, by 11 or 12 I was fending off a lot of unwanted attention.

At 11, I was “mistaken” for 16. Total fucking bullshit.

This is me too.

I mean, maybe? But he picked her up at a park. A PARK.

I was one of those kids... by junior high, I was a C cup. I had to adjust very quickly to the fact that many men didn’t realized (or care) how old I was; I was a walking pair of tits and that’s what mattered. It sucks and it’s not fair, but that’s the reality.

this is not a good take

There are 11 years that look older and develope early in amazed people don’t see how this is possible.

Anybody who doesn’t think strangulation is serious has never seen the photo of Nigella Lawson being strangled by her ex-husband (Saatchi). It’s horrifying. The look on her face of powerlessness.

My ex husband stranglulated me and even with trying to file a police report I was refused because of their all men officers “pain scale”. When a hearing was held, which was him pressing charges against me, the man judge refused to let me testify after my ex spent 6 minutes making up a story I somehow dragged him with…

My ex strangulated me, when I wanted to press charges about that the police officers didn’t want to because that could ruin his life, even though they told me to be careful and that I should get a PFA, they knew he is dangerous and still they did nothing.

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

God, I thought that was Billy from Stranger Things before reading the text.

Here’s the thing: I don’t think SJP is some sort of angel. Her public persona is nearly as annoying as Carrie Bradshaw. She just seems cloying and wholly inauthentic. However, the fact that Cynthia Nixon, who does come off as intelligent and thoughtful about the world around her based on her interviews and political…

After living without a microwave for 5 year and then moving into a house that came with one, I can tell you their purpose is to ruin food. Kind of convenient, though, for ruining last nights takeout.