YES. Babies are terrible marriage counselors. They cannot fix your shitty marriage.

Agreed. Homeboy has already fucked someone else, enjoyed it, wants to do it again, but avoid the guilt.

I hope I don’t still live in Dallas in 7 years, but maybe I’ll be back to visit.

Did no one else’s household have assigned spots on the towel racks? Our house had 3 towel racks in the bathroom. Mom and Dad each got their own, my sister and I split the third one. Her towel went on the left, my towel went on the right. Always. How is this a problem for literally anyone?

Do you think America is the only country operating under capitalism? Really? This is the only country where corporations have stockholders?

Tangerine and Passionfruit flavors are also good with Aperol.

Look Around You isn’t actually from the 80's, it was just filmed to look like it. This episode is from 2005.

I literally had this chart on my desk for several years. Yes. Good. Well done.

It wasn’t! It was an independent hotel in Wichita. Not a lot else to do there, I guess.

I used to work at a hotel that had indoor-facing balconies.

I’m not hostile. I’m annoyed that you want me to give you exact numbers of the settlement breakdown, when I am a random lady on the internet. No one here has that answer for you. Please stop asking us for it, which makes it look like you’re calling the photog money-hungry. If you wanna talk numbers, get her lawyer on…

I’m sorry that you find the information in this news story to be insufficient, but unless anyone in the comments was on the jury or in the courtroom, I don’t think we’re going to have a concrete answer for you. Perhaps you’d be better off spending time with a FOIA form.

Also: LEGAL FEES. This amount is not unbelievable. Take your tort reform somewhere else.

Yes, dear me, I’ve forgotten to requisition her tax forms. Properly researching my internet comment is extremely serious business when one is estimating lost wages. How ‘bout you go ahead and have several seats.

The article in the Dallas Morning News said that in the year before this blog post, she booked 126 weddings. In the year after, she booked 2. I don’t think it’s unreasonable that she would make around $4k per wedding. Not to mention money spent on legal fees. Dallas is expensive. We like to be fancy down here, and…

I am all for anything that brings more Ed Holcroft to my tv screen.

How dare you make an entire post about Kingsman and not mention my boyfriend, Taron Egerton, once? Rude.

The original commenters on that Jez article would disagree with you there. Nothing this girl does is wrong, or can be questioned! She’s correct, because she’s a young adult who’s had a hard life.

I hated this outfit not because it was “slutty” but because it was so ill-suited to the event. Wear the fuck outta that dress to the MTV awards! But a panel, for your parenting-themed basic cable show? Maybe a fit and flare knee-length dress. Or jeans! Like everyone else was wearing. I’m more upset that she’s ignoring…

My sister recently moved there after her boyfriend got a big promotion. She applied for a job at Baylor, and was told that she needed to put her religious affiliation on the application, and that no, that wasn’t illegal because it’s a private college. She told them she wasn’t Baptist, and they declined to move forward…