My Trump-voting-Baptist-Deacon-Multiple-Myeloma-suffering father will be pleased to know that he just needs to pray about his cancer harder. Honestly. That guy always votes against his own interests.

I’ve never attempted a novel but I do make fantastic risotto. Becoming a meeting planner has allowed me to monetize my type-a control freak personality. :D

I’m a professional meeting planner and this just goes to show that pinterest is not all you need to plan an event. This ain’t no vision board, kids. You need spreadsheets. And infrastructure. And so, so many COI’s.

Tom Hardy called the thief a cunt, not a cock. He caught the cunt.

It was in Richmond, where Tom lives.

HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY HOMETOWN.

My mom and I went to a matinee of Beauty and the Beast and then ate at the Spaghetti Warehouse, because Wichita doesn’t have a Cheesecake Factory.

That report was from immediately after, no surprise it’s been adjusted as authorities have learned more. I’m glad to hear it’s gone down, instead of up.

I have a friend whose workplace is around a mile away. They’re locked down in the building. Her brother was travelling in to visit for the weekend, her fiance is also at work. My friend and her family are okay. She said that their news is reporting 5 dead.

Plenty of us already tag them in our photos when we wear their clothes...they’d literally just need to look at their tagged pictures. No need for a casting call. We’ve already done all the work. Ugh.

I am their perfect 2X aspirational instagram model. And I know how shitty and hipster that sounds. There’s plenty of hot fat girls who fit a 2X. We’re not rare.

Yes, and those are great places to buy groceries.

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are dating, and his Robin Hood co-star, Taron Egerton, is dating a Katie Holmes lookalike that the Daily Fail linked to Tom Cruise in 2015, while she was working as a PA on a film he did in London. Interesting.

Born to Die is fucking incredible and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

My own father pulled this shit with me when I told him that I would have had an abortion if my abusive rapist ex-husband had gotten me pregnant. His exact words were “That baby didn’t rape anyone.” No, but that baby wouldn’t deserve to live with that monster, either. And I know if I’d gotten pregnant, I never would…

WELSH FLAG WELSH FLAG WELSH FLAG. Finally!

Once a month, they have an open-house type thing for the artists/galleries. Every time other than those couple hours is an off time.

I love and miss Crown Center. Also, a KC sidenote - the social media person at the Nelson is a saint. Tell the Nelson I miss it, next time you drive by, will you?

Valley View mall in North Dallas has been turned into a rent-free artist space while they wait for a developer to demolish it. It’s sort of awesome, in a post-apocalyptic way. If you go at an off time, however, the feeling that you’re definitely going to get stabbed in a dark corridor is unshakable.