I am a lot more frightened of a Pence presidency than I am of a Trump presidency. Trump doesn’t know how to do any of this. Pence knows how to get laws passed.

I never kept my password secret from my exhusband, but I never knew his. I didn’t really feel like I needed his, so it never bothered me. He did, however, install a keylogger on his own computer (that we shared, after he “accidentally” broke my laptop) so that he would know everything that I typed. I never felt like I…

A girl in one of my tumblr fandoms is constantly asking for help paying her bills, and acting like being the self-appointed “fandom mom” means we should all help her. Some people chipped in together to buy her a ticket to a big event within the fandom and she sold it. Now she’s mad no one gives her money anymore.

I thought it was Poundland and then was horribly disappointed. I’d love to see the Queen in a dollar/pound shop.

CHICKS DIG BODY GLITTER.

Ok but is he a good swimmer? Can he still enjoy a steak?

Its not “sike!” Its “psych!” Because you psyched them out.

She was equally shocked. I guess you can monetize anything.

A lady at my office was wearing glasses today, and I complimented them. She was embarrassed to tell me that they were Kardashian brand, because she didn’t want to be associated with them. More power to Jay and Bey for distancing themselves.

I think Richard Ayoade is the only thing that could save Bake Off from being completely hated.

Kingsman 2 wrapped about a month ago, Robin Hood (for which he’s doing archery training for in the video) doesn’t start filming until March. I think he just has no taste.

Apologies for giantness and quality, it’s a screenshot from a video.

Taron’s a sweet little puppy wrapped in a class clown. With great bone structure. Although he just got a really awful haircut. :/

His real name isn’t much better.

I thought Ankle and Violetta had been together a while? At least since last November? (I’d like to say that I only know that because last November Ankle filmed a movie with my totally real boyfriend, Taron Egerton.)

Ankle Eggsnort’s girlfriend. Poor thing.

I bet he’s such a big Tic Tac fan because his soft palate is rotting out of his skull from cocaine use.

huh. Loofahs get gross so fast. I have a washcloth and a brush in my shower, and use both. I also hate pumpkin spice lattes. And I’ve never seen Titanic. I feel like I have to turn in my basic white girl card.

I distinctly recall the night my parents stopped coming my room when I screamed and cried for them. Add fundamentalist christianity to the mix, and you’ve got a great case of separation anxiety. I was so terrified at being left alone throughout childhood that I used to stand at the door to the garage and wait the…