Its not “sike!” Its “psych!” Because you psyched them out.

She was equally shocked. I guess you can monetize anything.

A lady at my office was wearing glasses today, and I complimented them. She was embarrassed to tell me that they were Kardashian brand, because she didn’t want to be associated with them. More power to Jay and Bey for distancing themselves.

I think Richard Ayoade is the only thing that could save Bake Off from being completely hated.

Kingsman 2 wrapped about a month ago, Robin Hood (for which he’s doing archery training for in the video) doesn’t start filming until March. I think he just has no taste.

Apologies for giantness and quality, it’s a screenshot from a video.

Taron’s a sweet little puppy wrapped in a class clown. With great bone structure. Although he just got a really awful haircut. :/

His real name isn’t much better.

I thought Ankle and Violetta had been together a while? At least since last November? (I’d like to say that I only know that because last November Ankle filmed a movie with my totally real boyfriend, Taron Egerton.)

Ankle Eggsnort’s girlfriend. Poor thing.

I bet he’s such a big Tic Tac fan because his soft palate is rotting out of his skull from cocaine use.

huh. Loofahs get gross so fast. I have a washcloth and a brush in my shower, and use both. I also hate pumpkin spice lattes. And I’ve never seen Titanic. I feel like I have to turn in my basic white girl card.

I distinctly recall the night my parents stopped coming my room when I screamed and cried for them. Add fundamentalist christianity to the mix, and you’ve got a great case of separation anxiety. I was so terrified at being left alone throughout childhood that I used to stand at the door to the garage and wait the…

As a native Wichitan, I both applaud and shudder.

What? Am I the only white person with a wash cloth in the shower?

Chad Michael Murray, is that you?

At least it’s nondestructive? I was a pretty boring tween, I think I only balanced a half-empty soda can once or twice. I’d never have spent more than 10 minutes on a water bottle.

That’s really...something.

I really fail to see how that can be entertaining for more than 10-15 minutes per lifetime, but sure. Okay. You do you, children.