He should have just posted a sex video. I mean, apparently that’s having journalistic integrity. Posting naked pictures just means you’re a perv and should go to jail. Posting a celebrity sex vid means you are fighting for American values and should be allowed to make millions in profit. Amirite Gawkers?

unrelated: web site/media group that paid for unauthorized celebrity sex tape and refused to take it down still bitching about jury’s ruling against them.

He doesn’t need to leave his basement to see a naked woman.

Or that he was forced to sell his website for $135 million.

Living for eight years literally physically ages you.

Part of the process, sure this guy stinks but in a couple years they will have some promising young rapper who will break his foot.

I mean, there are lots of excuses to not vote. If you are undecided in all the races, you shouldn’t vote. If you haven’t taken any time to review the policies or educate yourself about both candidates, you shouldn’t vote. If you live in DC and are voting Republican, it isn’t worth voting. Stuff like that.

Show up at polling place. Get ID’d with thumb print scanner. Use paper ballot. Any way other than this is open for fraud (and this doesn’t completely eliminate it).

The founding fathers must be crying in the afterlife or turning over in the graves to see what we’ve allowed to happen to us in less than 300 years.

Trump supporters are wrong about a lot, obviously. But many writers on the website network formerly known as Gawker have openly endorsed the idea that America SHOULD BE two countries. People on both sides are consistently echoing the idea that America has never been more divided; even if it’s hyperbole, it’s a very…

There would be nothing better than a real rivalry forming because UCF didn’t give a shit about a fake rivalry. That’s fucking literature.

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White people are the only ones talking about rioting. Everyone else is actually working towards making sure we all have rights and trying to make America a better place.

My immediate reaction: NO. Boston doesn’t get to have another insanely talented person to help them win another 3 or 4 titles. They have had enough. Bill Simmons has had a great run. They can fuck off for a while.

As a Blazers fan, I just cringed for The Brow’s knees at the thought of him in Portland.

I really want us to start a rescue for Anthony Davis.

Blackface and redface? You people never cease to amaze me with your ability to find offense. It’s not black and red makeup folks. It’s BLACKFACE AND REDFACE!