“This is the part where some Star Wars nerd tells me Amadala is an elected Queen and I complete lose my shit because that is not how monarchies work, George!”

Gamer is an identity fashioned by the industry so they can sell you a lifestyle. You are not your hobby, you’re not the money you spend. You are not the PC you build. You’re not the contents of your Steam library. You are not your fucking six pack of “Gamer Fuel.”