I think these wordplays have gone Pharaoh'nough!

woop woop :D

Ha! a few months ago I was having a dream where I was around the dinner table during this scene in Alien. Just as John Hurt starts convulsing on the table he stops screaming and starts singing that stupid song from Toy Story ("You've got a friend in me").
The Chest burster sang tenor to John's baritone and I woke up…

Too rapey? But dead people don't say "no"!

It's true, I never played Chinatown wars, though I was a late adopter of the DS (and even then, sold it on after a few months). Still, it looked interesting and I still read the reviews out of sheer curiosity.

If this thing ever gets repackaged for the Vita, they'd get a sale from me!

Awesome. I'll keep an eye out for that!

Man. I clicked this article before paying full attention to it's contents. The thumbnail, at half a second's glance, looked remarkably like XCOM: Enemy Unknown's cover art.

Reach around... touch filth...

Cool story, Bro!

To elaborate, what I mean by content not tied to the in-game-engine, I mean the ability to share out-of-game content.
Say a band wanted to release a song to fans, but do so in a weird way; they could have it as a reward for completing a bunch of levels that they made in a game like Volume. Or say a youtube channel…

Looks awesome, but it's got me thinking... What if user generated levels like these could be used as a delivery system for rewards content?
For example, completing a level, or string of levels, could reward the player with some user generated content such as an audio file (such as a unique song, congratulatory speech,…

No worries! Explosions are cool.

KAblah!

I'd suspect that would be a transformer exploding... It's got the signature orangey glow that's consistent with them blowing out through severe overloading (which is what you'd expect from a lightning strike)

see this for example:

I've already typed too much on a matter I care very little about, but eh.

I have NEVER seen a foot as anything other than 12 inches in Metric. It's not a variable scale, and both inches and feet exist within the same measuring system and as such do not get rounded. Gallons are different, with varying volumes from…

If you're gonna skimp on an inch, don't call it a goddamn footlong! :P

That's not the point. They are advertising their sub as being 12" (or a foot). They should be providing that.
If it merely came down to fulfilling someone's dietary needs then they should advertise it as "Larger Sandwich for fulfilling nutritional requirements standard requirement of adult human", or something more…

Man, that trademark trick. It's an insidious ploy that I've seen elsewhere before; namely the UK branches of McDonalds.
They have a logo saying "100% finest british beef™", or something to that effect, which the average consumer will mistake for some sort of standards logo, as though some governing body goes around…

You son of a....

It's people like you who are responsible for "Cocaine Girl" being in everyone's Nirvana collections!

I'm almost impressed!

I'd slap my hands together with glee and cackle at the affirmation of my destiny before returning to my devious work.
Killing the world isn't easy, guys.

They couldn't include Grant Morrison in such a video... The inevitable lawsuits would prove too costly following the audiences collective minds being blown! :P