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Last week I was working at a festival with some friends. One of them had learned to play Love Gun and proceeded to annoy everyone camping nearby with his endless terrible Kiss covers. Soon the air would be consumed by the thunderous rumbling of Dubstep from the other side of the site and suddenly the Kiss

Man. I gotta find my tablet. Shooping the woop is hard with a touchpad.



You have no idea how long I've been waiting to use this pun...

Really it's an agressive stance to the rest of the world.
The NSA have, effectively, indiscriminately declared war on the rest of the world. Surely pissing off everyone outside of America by disrespecting their right to privacy is a bigger threat to the US than people's web habits?
It comes of as xenophobic,

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Nice try Kojima!

The Gameboy Pocket was an improvement in many ways (from screen clarity to stylish design) but it had one major drawback;
Unlike the Gameboy Classic and the later Gameboy colour, the Pocket used AAA batteries rather than AA batteries which, as well as holding a lesser charge, were way harder to get hold of.

That said,

Haters gonna hate...

These soulless black voids are pretty creepy. Good idea on paper, bad idea on paper Mario!

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These are hilarious!
The chicken one reminds me of one of my better shoops! :D

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Every time they said "sports" in that video I thought of this:

I dont come from the US, and they're pretty well known.

That said, even outside the WBC, Christians have a pretty shady history of violence dating back to before the crusades so I'm willing to cut the Islamic community a break.

This shouldn't even need stating at this point. Believing in Islam is no more likely to make

If they announced it for PC now then they'd probably only dampen next gen sales.
I know a lot of people are on the fence regarding which, if any, of the new consoles they'll be buying, and with all the talk of draconian DRM and non-lendable games, and with Valve becoming a bigger contender for the living room with the

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Sorry, I don't follow.

I guess we can all finally ignore those Leviticus quotes that get bandied around the internet all the time then. Excellent.

Doesn't the bible talk of eye for eyes?

Just remember, Islamic extremists are to Muslims basically what the Westboro Baptist Church are to Christians.

If people actually call this the XB1 then I'll take one massive shit in the woods, renounce my title of "Pope", donate all of my blood to the haemophiliac moon-orphans and then take my flying pig and retire somewhere sunny with that Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me...

With a few amendments to the logo, this is how I envisage the XboxOne uprising...

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Social gaming? Pah. Everybody knows that One is the loneliest number!